So crazy plans

Start potion business sell in lots of 8 potions 2x drago, healing, rebounder, molotov for regular pack

2x drago, rebounder, slider, molotov for combat

2x light 3x medium 3x large healing for a healing kit

All those for 2-3 guptas a pack

Bigass bags of 16 for 5-6 per pack and they can be a full range or a dedicated first aid bag

Now other potion ideas
Reading speed / comprehension
BEAR potions
Melmo potions
Refined gender swap potion because some people want it for trolling and other uses
Chibi potions : make us 1-2 ft tall and an antidote. Makes it good for infiltrating areas or just having fun
Invis potions: because other people can't go invisible

New minions
Mick Dundee SASR kangaroo akubra with corks
KSK big boss wolf beret and eyepatch
Regal lion minion cape
FFL grey fox ( because hayate doesn't know shit about foxes ) undecided hat
SASR TF2 sniper dingo undecided hat, opposite to KSK wolf
Pirate shark with a pirate captains hat that shoots laser beams from a badge, possibly captain barbosa personality undecided
Samurai Ronin Tanuki, drinks heavily and skips out on the tab, good friends with Lo they try to keep out of trabble

Don't make any sudden movements, she can see us sweat. Try to explain and the moment she goes for Sasha we teleport to Keima and run

new chapter of Hayate no Gotoku is out.

just saying

also

[x] crazy ivan

FFS just quit already

You didn't get the hint with maid quest, maybe we need to revisit the point

>>18535936
Quite possibly the only way out of this situation

>>18535937
Fuck you, quests are tg related and we are here to stay

>>18535915
Stand firm, point out that it probably took a lot of courage for her to admit her feelings.
>>18535936
Also Commie subbed the movie.

>>18535944
It's not quests that suck, it's this one.

>goddamn. wrong trip

>>18535944
Please don't feed the trolls. Report and move on.

>>18535949
Well either way we are staying here and you can't stop it. Go cry somewhere else

>>18535954
Already have reported but he will just ban evade

Sooo uhhh.. WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18535961
Crazy Ivan
>>18535940
>>18535936

>>18535955
I'm here to stay also. Deal with it, faggots.

>>18535947

HOLY SHIT, thank you for telling me

[ ]crazy IVAN.

But try and calm her down.
"I know you don;t like her, but why not trying to talk to her first. She seems like such a nice lady."

>>18535915

make sure Erica doesn't go after Perrinne, let her take out some rage on us if needed.

>>18535959
If reporting did anything, this quest would be an autoban

>>18535976
Good idea.
We need to get them to sort their issues out at some point though just not right now. Preferably when she has cooled off in a day or hundred

TRY and calm her down.
If that fails. Have the girls help.
If THAT fails. CRAZY IVAN

"She what what?"

>>18535975

Thirding this.

>calm her down
>else, CRAZY IVAN

"Erica, please calm down. Perrine is a pretty nice lady. She might be a little sharp at times, but once you get to talk to her you'd find she's just kinda lonely."
"I will NOT hand you over to her!" she shouts.
you wrap your arms around her.
"You aren't supposed to. She's only just realized her feelings, I don;t think she even knows what she wants to do with them yet."
'Can I get some assistance here please?' you ask the others.
'sorry, I think I'd better stay out of this.' Nanoha answers.
'...' Ursula does not respond.
"Erica." Hina begins. "I may not know what history you two have between each other. But I do know what she might be going through."
She gets up off the couch and approaches the two of you.
"I felt like that when I began having feelings for him. I felt confused, jealous and angry. I had quite a bad time of it. I was lucky enough to be accepted by all of you. I hope we can give her a chance as well."

She gives the two of you a hug.
**GIVE ME A ROLL**

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>>18536018

Oh dice, don't fail us now.

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>>18536018

and we die right then.

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>>18536018
:V

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>>18536018
Hue gonna HUE

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>>18536018
We may need to look into some restraints

>>18536038
Dice goes like it kinky?

rolled 81 = 81

>>18536018
Oh man she's going to kill us.

>>18536038
>>18536049
Maybe not

She isn't going to be happy but we should all survive

rolled 40 = 40

>>18536018
The Tsundere's need to stick together, apparently.

>>18536052
God that is a terrifying though.
Hina and Perrine getting Tsun on us and Erica picking up on it and joining in

In before 'But... but she's French!'

rolled 36 = 36

>>18536054
At this point, it might result in Erica getting double Tsun'd.

rolled 36 = 36

>>18536050
I don't know, man. It really depends on if LG refreshes or not.

>>18536052
Time for an encore of Warm Sexy Blanket?

>>18536062
He refreshes until he gets a clear idea of how much HUE he should put in there

rolled 18 = 18

And then Lookout comes in and botches the rolls again

>>18536067
Huh. That reminds that we've played for everyone except Erica and Ursula. Hell, we've even played for the entire dorm already (even if it was an accident).

>>18536038
>>18536049
"I.. I think so too." Ursula says as she piles onto the hug. "We have agreed to not monopolize him. We agreed to share. We can give her a chance. IF she really does not or will not meld in with us, then we can deny her then."

"Please give her a chance. Just like you did me and Hina." Nanoha, the smallest and youngest steps in to add her case.

Erica struggles to break free of the hug.
But your combined mass will not let her break through.
After a few more moments she's calmed down.
"Okay, We can give her a shot. I'd rather shoot her, but then that would make all of you unhappy."
"Let me just say this for starters. IF she tries and start any shit i will personally throw her off the roof without her strikers."

>WAT SAY?

>>18536079
We played for them on their separate dates, Erica got futuyate Ursula got recorded us

>>18536083
>IF

MORE WORDS!

>>18536085
Which reminds me we really should do that at some point.

>>18536083
I do not want to see how Erica'll react when she finds out that Froggy's preggy with our kiddy...

>>18536090
TWICE!

>>18536083
"I guess I'd have to save her then. Can't let you get in trouble for killing another trainee."

>>18536083
I will make sure she understands that, I don't expect you to love her or get along perfectly right away but if you two can work things out between yourselves it would be happy regardless of how anything else turns out

>>18536106
We keep that quiet for now.
Until they are at can stand each other and we are underneath a teacup

>>18536083

"Thank you for giving her the opportunity the rest of you have. I do not believe there will be any need for concern."

We're going to have to take point in smoothing over any possible friction between the two as it comes, I think. Maybe do something nice for Erica soon since she's having a hard time with the idea.

>>18536083

"If she ends up making you all unhappy then I'll turn her down. But thank you for giving her a chance."

Then kiss Erica.

>>18536083
"Have she ever really tried to open up to you? You've known her much longer than any of us."

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>>18536083

"Thank you for giving her a chance." keep hugging for a little while longer.

>>18536106

LG wrote something about an axe.

>>18536143
Only mentions of her with an axe I remember is Ursula saying she was like a puppy with an axe and the HUEHUEHUE tweet where Erica chopped Hayate

>>18536117
>>18536107
Seconding these two.

>>18536143
You mean that Erica is like a puppy with an axe when she was young? I remember that, the first request I got. Man, we really have gotten far havent we?

>Sorry LG, still havent finished Chapter Sister Erica the Dreadnought yet, today was a surprise family visit

>>18536158
Heh I made that request because it cracked me up

"Thank you for giving her the opportunity the rest of you have. I do not believe there will be any need for concern." you tell all of them.
"But please, don't confront her about this until she comes to us on her own. Please."
"Okay." Nanoha says
"Sure." Ursula agrees
"Of course. Like I said before, she's going through a hard time now. I also think it would be for the best to leave her be." Hina explains.
"Well. It gives me some time left to keep from talking to her. Okay then. We will" Erica tells you.

"Thanks girls." you says as you give all of them an even tighter hug.


WAT DO NAO?

>>18536175
Have a quick dinner and talk about the swag palace before we need to go camping

>>18536175

Maybe a light meal or snack with our girls before we go camping for the weekend. Quality time and all.

>>18536175
Fanboy over the Resort until it's time to go.

>>18536175
Discuss break in classes. Specifically, do we get one? How long until Nanoha leaves for field training?

>>18536158
No rush man. I'm just glad you take your time to draw down all this weird-ass shit

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>>18536175

let me play you the song of my people, while we serve refreshments.

>>18536185
We don't get one, Advanced Classes start Monday.

Also, approximate Schedule for the next few days

Tonight - TRAINING!
Sunday - TRAINING! and get home late-ish
Monday - Classes. Therapy. Get the bottle house.

After that, I don' think there's anything planned.

>>18536196
Well heeded up with swag fortress and 40swag pictures to draw from brainstorming as well

>>18536175

Prep for Jaeger Kampschule.

Ask what stuff we might need there, though we have some experience on camping, I doubt there's much in the training camping area.

Say, if all the girls are sharing one dude, what prevents them to be shared themselves?

>>18536230
What?

>>18536230
Mainly them not wanting to.
We wouldn't stop them if it was what they wanted however

>>18536228
We have our camping gear already, we got it in town earlier

>quick dinner
"hey girls. How about a quick dinner together before I go? I know it's a little early, but I guess I just want to eat with you all for one last time before I leave."
"That sounds like a good idea." Ursula telsl you as you lead everyone at the table.

To save on time, you have Kraus materialize the food.
AS you eat, it of course goes with some small talk.

TALK WHO?
OR WAT SAY TO ALL?

>>18536243
Ask Nanoha about Advanced Training.

>>18536175

Change into fatigues, inventory and pack gear.
See if there's time for a quick snuggle with the girls before we head off.

>>18536246
Seconded. Ask her who the trainers are and what they are like

>>18536246
Thirded. We need some sort of heads up or at the very least, a clue of what well be up against

>>18536243

Nanoha about Advanced Training.
Ursula about her work with Rood and any coming projects she's involved with.
Erica and Hina about their plans for the weekend.

>>18536246
Fourthed.
Also, ask Ursula about her research, if she's going to take any classes and if there are any research projects she has her eye on getting into.

Also per chance enquire upon the fate of the cameras

We should get a car.

Ask them what exactly they made Nanoha as well
Never did find out

>>18536288
And whether the gubbinz were of any use.

>>18536289
Car nothing, at this rate we're going to need a minibus.

Hm....Brown Automotive, for all of your transportation needs. They also sell and install upgrade kits, as well as aftermarket parts and accessories.

>>18536338
A space twisted rolls Royce.
Big enough for our whole family looks normal from outside

>>18536338
Our entire family can fly with ease. I'm not sure a car is entirely necessary.

Also, where the hell would we drive? The town is within walking distance.

>>18536348
A clown car? Hah!

>>18536353
In dimensions where flying is sort of eye catching, par exemple our own, if we ever do visit there (I guess Hina's relatives or something?)

>>18536358
It needs to be able to drive through dimensions to appear for us.
It is a bit big to pull out of our folio after all

Also it shouldn't need fuel but still look like it does and look like a regular engine if you pop the hood.

Don't want any inquisitive fucks getting any ideas if they manage to look around

>>18536358
Meeting the parents is going to be INTERESTING.
I'm not entirely sure about Hina's family, though I think she's adopted, and Erica's parents were also probably never mentioned.

But Nanoha's father is a retired Ninja Bodyguard, and her older siblings are continuing the family business. And they run a bakery.

Though, if we get in good with the Takamachis, their two sword style might be useful to learn.

>>18536355
>>18536358
>>18536375

At that point, I think it may be simpler to just go to the nearest Hertz/Avis/etc. branch and rent something whenever we're in a new dimension.

You know something, LG but I was hoping in the future, Erica or one of the Strike witches fights the SWAT Kats in the Turbokat. It would be the best fight ever.

>>18536411
Probably, but this both suits the aesthetic and increases the swag value of our entrance

>>18536408
Yeah Hina IIRC is adopted, Erica and Ursula never have parents mentioned. Nanoha's family would be interesting but the idea of her sharing a guy might be a bit of a stretch for them...

We would have to either go without the others or swag our way through

>Advance classes
>Mad science
"So Nanoha, what exactly happens in Advanced classes?" you ask her.
"Well. You get way less academic lessons and a whole lot more practical ones. They give you new chairs and take away your desks. Sometimes they make you spend the whole day in a simulation."
She quickly explains.
"Max was a good teacher, and when he wasnt available or if the subject matter was too specific, he'd bring someone else in. We once sent a day just blowing stuff up in a large field of targets. That was really fun."
"I see so it will be basically be practical tests that would prepare us for fieldwork?"
"You," she smiles at you.
"Thanks Nanoha." you tell her.

"So Ursula, What happened to that bag of electronics we got in town?" You ask the glasses wearing one.
"I... I couldn't resist. I took them apart." she says as she lowers her eyes.
"And after that I couldn't help from fiddling with the components so some of them broke. Now I can't put them back together again." She says sadly. "Im sorry."

SCIENCE WITCH HAS A SAD.
WAT SAY?

>>18536411
That would be the sensible thing to do.
So of course most players won't go for it.

But yeah, just renting locally is probably the best choice, though we'll need Kraus to help us create a false ID to use when renting the car.
And we need to make sure to get a receipt so we can file with Accounts Payable.

>>18536450
"Oh, don't be sorry. As long as you had fun, that's all that matters to me. Besides, we can always get more."

>>18536450
Give her a hug

That's fine, I bought them for you to do that anyway.
Did you have fun and learn much from them.

>>18536457
See that's where problems pop up. ID trails etc aren't exactly something we are meant to leave even if they are faked

>>18536437
Well, their son was the male lead of an H-game, so they may have some experience in the idea.

>>18536450
"It's not like the were irreplaceable. I didn't expect them to stay in one piece for long anyway."

>>18536450

"No need to apologize. It's hardly a loss, as long as you enjoyed yourself and got something out of it. Maybe you'll find a use for the components later."

>>18536468

support

>>18536450
"Ursula, as long as you had fun playing around with them, what does it matter? That's what they were for, anyway."

Huggles.

>>18536476

Nah, even nowadays it's piss-easy to rent a car with a fake ID. Just pay cash, give them a Post Office box as an address, don't rent any one car for more than a few days, and always return it with a full tank of petrol. Easy as piss.

>>18536457
When we're on a mission, Kraus is probably hooked directly to Accounts Payable already.

>>18536509
Still easier just to have our own car but that problem can be dealt with when it comes up

Having J as our driver would be bitchin though

>>18536358
>if we ever do visit there (I guess Hina's relatives or something?)
That's breaking the first rule damnit!

>>18536549
First rule of what?

>>18536549
Keep the fuck out of HnG dimension?

>>18536553
Harem Management 101.
It's a book we borrowed from the Bureau Library.

>>18536553
>>18536556
Harem Management: Never visit the inlaws, ever.

>>18536450
Tell her it's okay, that's what we expected and intended to happen and that we'll grab her some more gadgets next time we're in town.

>>18536572
And we already broke that rule - twice - by running into Trude in relation to the twins and Perrine.

>>18536585
We didn't choose to do that, she's just there. Waiting to kill us.

>>18536497
We should always hug Ursula. Shes adorable.

>>18536608
And that same thing will happen with each of our other girls' parents.

>>18536570
Actually I thought we decided on >>18536556
As rule 1.
Mainly because that place just wants us to be miserable

Rule 2 was don't meet the in laws which we have broken already with Trude since she is technically family for the girls

>>18536621
He's talking only in the context of harem management rules, not in the context of Hayate's daily life.

The comments in this thread as it keeps spamming the front page are truly a sad reflection upon the lot of you.

"No it's all right." you tell her as you reach for her hand across the table. "That's waht I got them for anyway. And it's not like they were irreplaceable."
You then ask her. "Tell me one thing. Did you have fund with them?"
"Y-yeah..." she answers sheepishly.
"Then that's that. I'm glad you had fun." you smile at her.
She quickly gives you one back.

Afte ra few more monets conversint with your girls and finishing up the light dinner. You check the clock on the wall.
[17:45] it says.

you excuse yourself and change into your fatigues. you put your folion and the rest of your training supplies into the rucksack you got at the RCH.

You gather the girls around you for a final hug and kisses all around.
"I'll be back tomorrow evening. I'll miss you all till then."
"You keep safe out there okay?" Erica tells you.
"Of course." you tell them as you head off to the gates.
>>18536549
Wow someone remembers their harem management 101

This shit needs to stop. Once a week is acceptable to ignore, the constant spam is not.

>>18536619
Nanoha's parents are pretty cool, if a bit dangerous.

[spoiler]Motion to have everyone sage their own meta-discussions from now on.[/spoiler]

>>18536637
You drunk LG? Almost like we are back to Toof serjery
night

>>18536637
Welp, let's go and see who else has signed up for a night of Sagara's Marine Bootcamp.

>>18536648
Fuck no, I don't give a shit about that one whiny bitch spamming this thread is saying.

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>>18536649
He did spend all day at a con.

>>18536648
Except it does nothing really.
If we needed it like with SWQ it would be fair but we aren't that bad and TG isn't that fast

>>18536654
Your lack of consideration for the rest of /tg/ is the reason people despise you.

>>18536656
But.. but, dice are my fetish. I just can't get excited unless I roll around in dice. D20s, preferably, as they're round enough so as not to be too "pokey", but there's a That Guy at my gaming group who prefers D4. I think he's some kind of masochist.

>>18536637

Training time! Dress in our fatigues and let's get started.

>arkfap progress
Captcha has some interesting thoughts concerning your game, LG.

Loading-u! Loading-u!

>>18536661
Quite possibly

>>18536648
Hmm . . That would curb some of the trollers and spammers, but only some.

But that wont fix it

Remember, this time there is a noticeable increase of stupidity in the already retarded 4chan.

Thoughts? And remember, we are dapper butler gentlemen here anons. No need for overly harsh words

>polite sage for off topic

>>18535937

Your argument is irrelevant. Move along, summerfag.

>>18536678
It's just this one fag who is pissed his deathwatch quest didn't get off the ground so he is going after "non tg" quests like it will help.
Just fucking bump it everyone else doesn't care just one sperglord

>>18536678
It won't even curb it. If you make a concession to spamming trolls, they'll just ask for more. Ignore them, minimize your comments, and move on. Report them if they're blatantly trolling or spamming, but otherwise just don't even pay any attention to them.

>>18536654

Has nothing to do with "giving in" to someone, and a lot with
simply being polite.
>>18536679
Haha, good 'ol Magia Revolutions.
It's almost been nine months since we started.

Gentlemen. Please. Don't feed the trolls. Ignore them.

>>18536694
Except that's how they will take it.
And we aren't forcing this down anyone else's throat we are in one thread doing what we want if he can't handle that then maybe he shouldn't be let on the Internet unsupervised

No report ignore and lets get on with it before this devolves into another shitty meta thread

>>18536694
Except that's exactly what it will be. As soon as we start conceding to the trolls and spammers, they'll go at us even harder. This is the way trolls and spammers work.

>>18536698
Very well, then.
Suit yourself, I guess.
I belief we can both agree at least on one point, that being that they will eventually tire themselves out and disappear.

Let's get going. Sagara isn't going to wait forever.

>>18536712
Yep, I just stand firm with my point of view because we have had it happen three times already and in two days they got bored and left us alone

>>18536698
I have seen MSQ discussion pop up in SWQ from time to time. Usually at the end of the session, though.

So I guess my one question is: Is this pre- or post-Rugby Club Sagara?
Does he have Mao's little notebook?

>>18536679
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>>18536688
Very well then, consensus reached.

>I should have known it is impossible to have a decent, calm and perfectly civilized discussion/argument in 4chan. But I can dream, I suppose.

>>18536712
I dont think this "people" would agree to a middle ground like normal gents

>>18536696
>>18536698
Second this, lets get on with it. Proceed dear LG, sorry for the near-shitstorm guys.

>>18536717
That's because we have people who follow both. They bring it up on their own

Personally I leave SWQ in it's thread same as MSQ. Others don't but as long as they don't be obnoxious about it I don't mind

To close this discussion: How is a story about a harem of magical girls "fetish" material by any definition?

>>18536726
0/10. Apply yourself.

>>18536698
If this thread isn't constantly on the front page, I will stay out of it. Your attempts at psychology are pretty poorly done.

As for "they'll forget about it", that's a bit difficult when the thread is constantly thrown in one's face.

>>18536726
By the "I don't like it so my opinion is right" rule
Just like the tetsuo vs god emperor debate earlier fans on either side insisted they were right mainly because they disliked the other

>>18536726
You can't fucking be seriously asking that with a straight face.

>>18536721
It's gotta be post-Rugby Club. Sagara has Bonta-kun power armor and Bonta-kun combat familiars.
He might have us put on Bonta-kun power armor suits as part of the training, though.
http://youtu.be/HkktcGs2oJc

>>18536738
It'll be off the front page in about a hundred posts. Just be patient, or hide it, or something.

Sage for responding to troll.

>>18536738
For all of about 2 hours per thread until we hit autosage
Your argument is further invalidated by pointing out that there are 16 pages on tg so perhaps you could explore the ones with things related to your interests

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>>18536762
And another sage to account for the dropped email sage from the last post. Fucking chrome.

SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! LANDINGGEAR! START POSTING DAMMIT!

You make it to the gates. And find a six-wheeled armored personell carrier awaiting you.
Standing near the open hatch is Sagara in full fatigues much like you are.
"Glad you had the initiative to play the part." he tells you before he switches to a louder and harsher tone.
"OKAY YOU FAGGOT! FOR TWENTY FOUR HOURS FROM NOW I SHALL BE YOUR GOD. YOU WILL OBEY ME AND FEAR ME. IS THAT CLEAR?"
"Wha-? Sousuke? Aren't you being a little too uhhh.. loud?"
"THAT IS NOT THE ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR, YOU LILLY LIVERED COUCH HUMPER. I WANT YOU TO ANSWER -SIR, YES SIR!- TO EVERY COMMAND OR APROPRIATE QUESTION
I ASK YOU. IS THAT CLEAR?"
"Sir, yes sir!" you answer him.
"GOOD. NOW GET IN THE TRUCK AND LETS GET ROLLING. ALL OF THE OTHER GIRLS ARE IN THERE WAITING FOR YOU."

You jump into the open door. IN the dark confines of the carrier you spot four familiar shapes.
There's Touma, and beside him Kenji.
The third is Gai. His guitar case leaning against the bulkhead.
And the last one is...

**ROLLEM 1d4**
1 SHIROU
2 KEIMA
3 MIKE
3 YOU

>>18536649
just a little sleepy i guess. but im fine.

Now, now guys, there is no need to be upset.
Lets all calm down and get back to the things at hand, shall we?

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>>18536770

full on drillmaster.

>>18536760
Also, for anyone who doesn't know of it yet:
http://catalog.neet.tv/tg/

The catalog shows all current threads on one page, usually ordered by creation time. You can use the filters to filter out certain threads as well.

>>18536770

Hope it's Mike.

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Come on! Ourself! It'll be fun!

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>>18536770
Rolling, hoping for 4.

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>>18536770
Keima
It must be Keima

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Please let it be MIKE

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>>18536770
Come on Keima!

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>>18536770

Oh heavens!

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>>18536782

Aargh, wrong field.

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I think it's us guys

>>18536787
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>>18536778

wat.

likely its that imitating guy whom i can't name at the moment.

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>>18536770
Comeon Keima...

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>>18536770
>YOU
What, hows that supposed to work?
Is Susan in here?, or is it us as in US?

>>18536799
Copycat Ken?

That'd be interesting, I suppose.

>>18536802
That's starting to sound like time splitters 3 with us sitting next to ourself

>>18536802
It means we're the last to show up. They were all waiting on us.

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KEIMA

STOP ROLLING.
*counting rolls*

>>18536802
I think Susan's still being taught the Joy of Lesbianism by Erica, assuming timelines are running at the same speed.

DIE FETISH QUEST

>>18536770
So, will there be any April Fools antics in this thread? I'm hoping for something that's an obvious joke/troll, like Femayate timeline-hopping and fucking our brains out, which then remains canon even after today. April Fools, motherfucker.

>>18536829
Probably. I don't see her going to train

>>18536829
She should be, yeah.

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>>18536836
Well, it IS April 1 where LG is at, so that might be possible.

Hehehe, this could get interesting

>>18536836
Technically, it's only March 17, in story.
We had it pretty much synched up until LG went on vacation, and Nanoha's party and the Combat trials took about two days.

>>18536850
Only for about 13 more minutes though

>>18536850
But it's only April 1 for LG for another 15 minutes, or so.

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yay!

>YOU- 5
It's you. And you're wearing your butler uniform.
"Ken. Stop imitating me please. At least try and get the outfit right, those creases in the pants are very unflattering for me."
"Heh. I was just fooling around, IS all." he says as he drops the disguise.
"OKAY YOU MAGGOTS." Sousuke says as he peers into the small compartment from the driver's seat. "SHUT UP WHILE I DRIVE OR IM GONNA STOP THIS CAR, GET OFF, THEN ROLL IT OFF CLIFF WITH A WAD OF C4. IS THAT CLEAR?"
"Sir, yes sir!" you all reply.

The rest of the drive to the mountains, you pass by mentilalting the others.

TALK WHO?

>>18536825
Awww...

>>18536861
>IS
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>>18536838
>I don't see her going to train
Why not? We'd already agreed to Sagara's training at that point.
Though I suppose Erica would be against letting her new toy go so soon after getting it.

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>>18536861
Touma.

>>18536861
Ken, we've never really hung out much, huh?

>>18536871
Because Erica's wrist-deep in her right now.

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>>18536861
Ken.
We never really talked to him before, and I wouldn't have pegged him for the type that would go with Sousuke for a training trip.

>>18536877
Maybe, maybe not. It depends if she just dragged Ursula and Nanoha it she turned up into it.
Maybe they are sitting there talking about it while Erica is sitting there trying to shove Nanoha off so she can get back to having fun

Hmmm.. .saging meta discussions, well I don't see why we can't.

>>18536886
>>18536876

we know next to nothing about him, i vote Ken.

>>18536861

Ken. So few interactions normally, we must make his acquaintance better.

>>18536899
Fifthing (?) Ken.

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Well, it looks like we're going to be talking with Ken.

Oh, I know what we can talk about!
Ken's good with his range of disguises, but he's got problems with little details. We can talk with him about that, considering that Hayate can cross-dress mentally. Ken needs to get into the heads of those he copies.

>>18536912
No

'Hey, Ken. What brings you here on our little trip?' you ask him.
'Well I-'
"STOP YAMMERRING, EVEN MENTALLY! I WILL STOP THIS CAR AND I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A GRENADE LAUNCHER! THEN I WILL TAKE THAT SAME GRENADE LAUNCHER AND FUCK YOU'RE MOTHER!" Sousuke says from the front.
"Shut up Sagara and watch the road." Another voice tells him from what you assume is the passengers seat.

>>18536934
The only way he could be a better drill sergeant is if he was in his Bonta Kun suit

>>18536934
I knew he would be monitoring inter-Device communications.
Ah well. Time to meditate.

>>18536934

...Oh, fucking shit. It's Mao, isn't it.

"Sir, yes sir!"

>>18536934
>THEN I WILL TAKE THAT SAME GRENADE LAUNCHER AND FUCK YOU'RE MOTHER!"
Isn't this an advantageous situation for us? She did sell us to the yakuza.

>>18536932
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>another voice in the passenger's seat
KEIMA?!

Let us keep talking. That passenger has him watching the road now.

>>18536946
Read, or get kraus to read the books to us

>>18536955
But then he'll just know the opportune time to send us off the cliff.

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>rolling for voice recognition!>>18536934

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>>18536974
>Doesn't realise that it stops bumping after 200 posts
>Doesn't realise that we would have already gone past the 200 posts if he hadn't started spamming sage and gotten others to sage

Also, LG, have you been drinking?
"I will fuck you are mother"
Shouldn't it be "I will- fuck, you are a father"

>>18536955
Nah, let's not tempt him. Remember, his Device can monitor us without Sagara's direct action.

>>18536950
I suppose it's possible. Or it could be Weber.
Or Snake decided he wanted to get in on this and is tagging along.

>>18536951

We'll we could follow Sagara to find out where our mother went. That's a plus.

>>18536956
I suddenly had an image of Sagara and Kraus yelling at each other at the top of their lungs.

>DIDNT I TELL YOU TO BE QUIET, YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOT! STOP YOUR YAMMERING OR I'LL RIP YOUR TONGUE OFF, WIPE MY ASS WITH IT AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR MOUTH!
>HA! YOU CALL THAT SCREAMING FUCKFACE?! I CANT EVEN HEAR YOUR GIRLY-ASS VOICE OVER THE SOUND OF MY DICK FUCKING OVER YOUR ASS!

>>18537016
And we could get a shot in at our father.

>>18537019
>HA! YOU CALL THAT YELLING FUCKFACE?!
ftfy

>>18536994
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You decide to keep quiet and pass your time counting the rivets on the walls of the vehicle.
An hour more passes and you feel the smooth flow of asphalt give way to the bumpyness of a trail.
About fifteen later, the vehicle stops.
The rear ramp opens up and you step out into a large forest clearing.
"GENTLEMEN. I WANT YOU ALL TO LEAVE ANY AND ALL BELONGINGS YOU BROUGHT WITH YOU IN THE VEHICLE. I ALSO WANT YOU ALL TO HAND ME YOUR DEVICES. THERE WILL BE NO SPARKLY SHIT GOING ON FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS. NO MAJAIK. NO PONIES. NO HEXIN. JUST FUCKIGN MEN FICKUNG TRAINING. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?"
"Sir, yes sir!"
"VERY WELL. DO AS I HAVE ORDERED AND THEN PROCEED TO ME FOR RE-EQUIPMENT."
"PREPARE YOURSELVES YOU BUNCH OF ROSE PICKING PANSIES, TODAY IS THE DAY YOU DIE."

>>18536994
Rootbeer.
Not enough sugar in it.

>>18537070
Okay, let's leave our clothes in there too. NOT A SINGLE BELONGING.

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OOPS. forgot to ask you for a roll.

**ROLL EM**

>>18537046
Is it really such a problem that we're enjoying something? What's your real issue? Why not just hide the thread?

>>18537070
Do as the Drill Sergeant says. Leave behind our things, and hand over Kraus.

'Well, at least this'll be a chance for you to get to know the other Devices, Kraus.'

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>>18537084
>reequipment

Common, M-60 gunner!

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>>18537084
rollin

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>>18537084
Rollan

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>>18537070

Shit. May as well, then.

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>>18537080
Sounds good.

>>18537082
It's okay, you can continue if you want. It's a lot less bother to just minimize your posts, and you seem like you're having fun.

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>>18537084
This for our new equipment?
Full military pack, and an FN-FAL or an M-14.

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>>18537070
>>18537084
Yassir

>>18537089
It's Hexer, he trolls because his life is meaningless otherwise and he hopes to annoy us.

Keep reporting and someone will do something

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>>18537112


Haha, oh wow.

>dsonger worse

Yes, captcha, it got worse.

>>18537119
Were that the case, OP would be banned

>>18537112
So no pants is the rule?

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>>18537119
Wait, what?
Nope, where did that come from?

>>18537130
>So no pants is the rule?
This is not Castle Barin, where No Pants is Law!

>>18537128
Actually no. LG has broken no rules and is not spamming.
You on the other are breaking rules and spamming

>>18537114
Whatever floats your boat, faggot.

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>>18537112
You put your bag on the bench in the truck and empty your pockets.
You hand your badge over to Sousuke without another word.
Everyone else does the same as you have done.
"OKAY LADIES. I WILL NOW GIVE YOU THE ONLY PIECE OF EQUIPMENT YOU WILL NEED FOR THE WHOLE DURATION OF TRAINING. YOU WILL RESPECT THIS. YOU WILL LOVE THIS. DO AS I SAY AND NO ONE GETS HURT."
He begins handing out combat knives.
Just combat knives.
"WITH THESE YOU ARE NOW READY TO SURVIVE OUT HERE. ALL YOU NEED NOW IS THE WILL TO DO SO. AND THAT WILL IS SOMETHING I WILL PERSONALLY HAMMER INTO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?"
"Sir yes sir!"
"NOW SHEATHE THOSE KNIVES AND FOLLOW ME FOR A JOG!"

>>18537135
Well let's see you turn up first time, suggest something that will have no effect but is refused and the spammer suddenly picks it up as a great idea. You have had no contribution to this thread since the original discussion and have had no reason to drop your trip unless you are spamming

>>18537141
Unrelated content and spamming the threads.

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>>18537119
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>>18537152
Now, now, gents. No need to jump to conclusions and go pointing fingers.
Ignore and continue

>>18537149

>combat knife

We're golden, then. Let's show him how a butler jogs!

It's funny that even with a way to ensure I leave, you all would sooner complain and report the posts than just type sage into the metatalk.

>>18537166
Yeah, but I was hoping we would be training with firearms, rather than our specialty.

>>18537155
Quests are tg related mods confirmed it and even had the sticky.
And spamming threads is nothing we have 2 threads a day, we keep to those threads and we don't go into other peoples threads bitching we don't like it so do what we want or we will cry and act like we are getting something done

>>18537155
>two threads a day max
>spamming
Oh you are hilarious.
Go back to whatever shitty thread that no one posts in that you're from.

>>18537172
Tg is that slow saging does nothing,
We had one thread run 14 hours and in autosage for about 12.
You are only wasting your time and making yourself seem an even bigger sperglord

>>18537149
I was hoping for firearms training, but I suppose this will have to do.
Now let's get jogging.

>>18537185
>two full threads a day
>and it ISN'T spamming?

You're a fucking loon.

>>18537189
Fills up your thread with lots of text, which might convince the lot of you to sage the meta after a while, since you can't just move this thing to /tg/chan

>>18537173

Start with the basics. This isn't firearm camp, this is boot. Discipline is probably the first priority, then leaving us in physically demanding shape so that we can learn to do what we need to when not on top of our game.

>>18537152
Oh, that's what you meant.

Can't help that, I guess.


>>18537173
Look at the girls we have in our harem.
Now look at what their canon specialty is.
...see why firearms would be redundant as fuck?

>>18537209
Except we specifically asked for this training because we want to learn how to use guns. Check the archives if you don't remember. This is about our personal combat viability for when we're on post and don't necessarily have our family as backup.

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>>18537209
It was meant as a contingency thing, we got guns in case we can break out sparkles for whatever reason

If I am wrong then I am sorry but thing fit a bit too nicely for me to not be suspicious

I bow out.
I tried my best and yet it seems to no avail.
Thank you /tg/.
Thank you all.
It was fun, hard, mind-numbing yet exhilarating all at the same time.
I will stop all of this now since it is all but a vain attempt at attempting to pursue the legendary thing called "FUN".

>>18537209
>...see why firearms would be redundant as fuck?
We've gone over this already.
Sagara is a good instructor. Erica is an Ace, but her ability to transfer that skill to instructing is unknown.
And we need to be able to use firearms, for our support role in our team, as a generalist support who can handle combat duties, and for if we're ever caught in an anti-majaik field.
That's why we carry 2 mundane 1911's and a sawed-off shotgun.

>>18537202
You are obviously new to tg
Welcome to the land of fuck you we don't give a shit.
We will have our fun, we will do what we want and we won't care if that gets your panties in a twist we will just keep going anyway.

Also every post you make is being reported by at least three people so we will get noticed even just to shut us up

>>18537236
No. Bad LG. April Fools Joke not funny.

It's always a good idea to be skilled with guns. Remember how Touma canceled all our magic, but we put him down with mundane bullets?

This'll be fun.

>>18537236
That's either an April Fools joke or someone cracked LG's trip.

>>18537236
Its pretty much three samefags causing the issue, feel free to quit out if you wish, LG, but you will be missed greatly by many of us.

>>18537250
Same thing he did for Maid Quest. Probably isn't joking. Oh well, I was getting tired of where the majority consensus was going anyways.

>>18537236
0/10 Joke called.

To answer your question, LG, I think foolz is doing an April Fool's, and sending whoever hits it up straight back to 4chan.

>>18537261
See:
>>18537256

>>18537236

You sure? The vast majority of us still have fun with it, it's just the vocal minority who want to stop everyone else.

Though maybe a break would do you good. It's a shame if you're really stopping.

>>18537263
I don't think LG was the QM for MQ.

rolled 38 = 38

>>18537236
>This is probably just LG trolling with us, but still . . .

Now, now LG, calm down. You just need more codeine, or sugar, thats all.

>>18537281
Maid lover runs MQ
Goshoujin ran the original MQ

Both are fans of this

>>18537263
What the fuck are you talking about?
LG and Goshujin-sama are two completely different QM's.
If you're going to troll, at least do it without something so blatantly wrong.

About time. It'll be a relief without this on the board.

>inb4 inevitable 'lolaprilfools, derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp'

>>18537298
...how does that make LG the person who troll-canceled MQ?

>>18537236
If this isn't someone using your trip, then fuck you LG, that isn't funny at all.

>>18537305
He's not. I am pointing out they are three different people

>>18537300
I could have sworn he'd said he ran Maid Quest before. My bad.

rolled 38 = 38

>>18536074
i heard that.

>>18537236
you're scaring the crew LG

As far as I know, this would be the first time someone has tried sage-bombing in the actual quest thread, yes?

>>18537314
No they tried it before to no avail

At least we'll beat our reply record faster now.

>>18537311
Nah, he probably reads it at work though

>>18537321
i just don't recall any attempt as persistent as today's. I'm gonna mark it up to april fools and people really not knowing how to troll/being uncontrollably buttmad.

>Oi MIKO. Ikaw nman mag handle nung thread bukas. aalis ako.

>>18537334
It was as persistent but this was the first one who actually was just spamming.

Normally if was people bitching in the tg fashion which was to argue properly this is the /a/ style bitching where ALL CAPS AND NO REASON are used

>>18537334
Because it's April Fools, I for one was going light on you as I was distracted.

You jog after him through a path in the trees.
"NOW LADIES. WE WILL BE HEADED TO THE RIVER. TO MAKE THE MILES GO BY FASTER WE SHALL SING A SONG. DO YOU READ ME?"
"Sir, Yes sir!"
"I DONT KNOW BUT IVE BEEN TOLD!
PONY JUICE IS BEST SERVED COLD!
Sound off 1, 2
Sound off 3, 4"

You jog and chant right behind him in single file.
The trail seemed endless. You see Ken and Kenji begin to fall behind.

WAT DO?

Help them. A unit succeeds and falls together.

>>18537368
Just keep jogging, neither will thanks us for helping them

>>18537368
Help Ken and Kenji along.
We don't leave anyone behind.
We didn't leave our jacket behind, we didn't leave Frog or Lion behind, we're sure as Hell not going to leave Ken and Kenji behind.

>>18537368
Baaaaaaaaad LG. Don't do such things. Not even as joke.

>WAT DO

Help them. If Souske tries to ream us for it, just scream back "SIR, I WAS TAUGHT TO NEVER LEAVE A MAN BEHIND, SIR!"

Ask Sousuke's permission THEN help

>>18537368
Ahahahaha LG, that was so funny.

Ahaha ha...ha...

Let me just put this axe away.

"C'mon you guys, we're just getting started!"

Alternatively, Gear of War style "Fight THROUGH the pain!"

>>18537368
I'm sure you found that terribly clever. Fuck you.

>>18537368
I dont know about Ken, but Kenji wont appreciate the help. But still, we need to help them.

Offer them help. If they refuse, so be it.

>>18537368
Fuck you, LG, that was extremely not-funny. I'm not going to be one of those assholes who "quits the quest," but I am done for today. I'm too mad to participate reasonably and calmly, anything I do now would be too inflammatory. See you later in the 2200 thread. God damn it.

>>18537368
Seriously? Fuck this noise, that's not funny even on April 1. I'm out.

>>18537368

WE ARE BUTLER. WE SERVE OUR FRIENDS.

Help them, naturally.

>>18537368

Great Success!

Don't help them. helping them now will only make it worse for them for the rest of the training. Everyone's gotta carry their own weight this weekend.

LG is a robot powered by delicious rage and tears.
That one act of trolling set him up for a decade

>>18537368
No man left behind, if necessary we carry one and Gai carries the other.

>>18537342
Translated:
>ONI MIKO. You turn the handle to open thread. I leave.
Was that just a baton pass?

>>18537368
Memorize the area, situational awareness ftw

>If I keep throwing curveballs, soon enough someone will get hit in the nuts

You did, LG. You did.
>>18537421
>>18537414
>>18537402

>>18537368
>told you about april fools, guys
>>18537414
seeya next thread comrade. stay safe
>>18537427
>That one act of trolling set him up for a decade
You underestimate the hunger of the the Landing Gear

>>18537368
Help them! The power of friendship overcomes all!

>>18537438
I think it was. Seems to fit the sudden trolly new post.

>>18537438
>Hey Miko, you handle the next thread, I have to leave.

Apparently

>>18537449
He doesn't need to feed to survive for the next decade, all the rest is just him feeding his hunger which now can draw directly from future trolling results

>>18537450
Must be something in/from the Pony Juice.

Welp, you're off the front page at last, which means I'll move on. Happy questing, everyone!

>>18537473
I wonder how we will avoid the overdose if we drink that shit.

Would be like doing a line of dorm riders cocaine

>>18537479
Would've been faster without you.

>>18537492
All juice is pony juice.

>>18537479
Yeah we actually slowed it down because of spam, leave us alone and we will get there in half the time next thread

>>18537495
Actually, no, it wouldn't. He helped push us into autosage. Hell, if he actually participated, instead of pointless spamming, he may have even inspired conversation and pushed it into autosage faster. Funny how extremely active threads get pushed into autosage like that.

Tempted to bug my friend into stickying one of these threads just to piss people off

>>18537516
DO IT! THE BUTTHURT TEARS WILL BE DELICIOUS!

helping Ken, Kenji would get us in trouble with drillmaster Sousuke.

but we don't just leave people behind.

>>18537516

Amusing, but don't bother. The nay-sayers are better off ignored than responded to in any fashion.

>rains skespie
So it does, Captcha. So it does.

>>18537540
>>18537537
I probably won't since he is barely keeping on top of his shit and if he did that he would be in the shit.

Can't say it isn't tempting though

[a gift] REMEMBER THEM IF YOU ARE THROWN BACK. THIS IS THE KEY. EVERYTHING WAS PREPARED FOR YOU. YOU WILL THEN HAVE FOUND HIM.

I fuckin knew it!

>>18537569

forgot to put quotation on it, i'm a genius

>>18537569
You know, we're assuming Perrine was knocked up by Future Hayate.
We're also assuming time loop shenanigans.
What if it was a Hayate from a PREVIOUS loop that got Perrine pregnant?

>>18537569
Well, at least we're not going to be worrying over collecting capitalized words anymore.

Now: Who are "them?" We've got the girls, got our friends... We've remembered A-tan. Maybe we're supposed to remember who the shadowy dudes are so we can go kill them?

>>18537583

Makes no difference. Future us, alternate us, we are butler. We own our actions.

>>18537583
Won't work. We are running on straight timeline time travel so far so anything we do has to be done by us at a point in time later on

>>18537569
I'm expecting someone to ask us "what can change the nature of a man?"

Time shenanigans are crazy.

>>18537588
I think THEM is our girls. HIM is the BBEG

>>18537595
Don't rule it out.
We have all sorts of random shit turn up thanks the LG and LGv2

>>18537596
or Ikusa

You keep jogging on. Ignoring the two stragglers much like Gai and Touma have done.
"I DONT KNOW BUT IT'S BEEN SAID!
DONT GET WIPED, YOU'RE BEST OFF DEAD.
Sound off 1, 2
Sound off 3, 4"

After what seemed to be forever, you end up at the river he was talking about.
"OKAY KIDDIES. IF A SHORT HIKE LIKE THAT LEAVES YOU HALF DEAD, THEN I WILL ALLOW YOU QUICK WATER BREAK. NOW FALL OUT AND GET HYDRATED."

You take yourself to the river. The cold clear water a blessing to your parched throat.
A few minutes later Kenji and Ken come crawling to the riverbank.
"YOU PAIR OF MAGGOTS CRAWL LIKE THE BEST OF THEM. AS PUNISHMENT FOR BEING LATE AND HOLDING THE GROUP BACK I EXPECT YOU TWO TO TAKE CARE OF DINNER. YOU WILL GO FLISHING FOR US. FAIL TO CATCH EVEN ONE AND I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU GET NOTHING TO EAT UNTIL THE NED OF CAMP."
"But we don't have rods to fish with, or the hooks." Ken begins to say.
"OH YOU STUPID DICKS. I DIDNT SAY GO FISHING. I SAID GO FLISHING!" Sousouke points out a flock of what you assumed were birds in the trees.
But upon closer examination, they looked like fish with beaks wings and feet.
"NOW IF YOU TWO PRIMADONAS ARE DONE DRINKING LIKE DAINTY LITTLE PRINCESSES, I WANT YOU TO GO CATCH US SOME FLISH!"
The two scamper off into the trees.

"NOW AS FOR YOU THREE..."
**ROLL FOR IT**

I really wish there was a language that had descriptive words for time travel.

English just doesn't seem to cut it
Damn monkeys should of formed words for this shit rather than fruit

>IF YOU ARE THROWN BACK

Thrown implies that we were sent back not of our own will.

So my idea is that whoever our enemy is, we eventually track him down and confront him, but before the killing blow is struck, he tears a portal in time and throws us into the past, where his evil is significantly more probable. Now we seek to return to the future and undo the time-loop that is (name yet to be discovered).

rolled 3 = 3

>>18537604

This oughta be good.

>>18537569
>>18537596
>YOU WILL THEN HAVE FOUND HIM.
Many implications and possibilities for the HIM.
>>18537583
A "Failed-Loop" Hayate you mean? I suppose thats possible, though a bit hard and complicated.

>Good thing that anon called for April Fools. I was half worried where to give the Ericanought once its done. A dreadnought with striker legs looks kinda odd though.

rolled 21 = 21

>>18537604
Rolling

rolled 88 = 88

>>18537604
This is not going to be pretty

rolled 38 = 38

>>18537604
'ere we go

>>18537610
Sure it does. You just have to go into future pluperfect and stuff. People will have done things and people had been going to do things.

rolled 55 = 55

>>18537604
Gun drills!
Strip and clean

rolled 88 = 88

>>18537604
Dice

rolled 64 = 64

>>18537604
DICE!

rolled 4 = 4

Rollingu. Rollingu.

rolled 29 = 29

>>18537604

just normal rolling? no imput? k.

>iuickp cocksedge
wat.

>>18537615
>Many implications and possibilities for the HIM.
I think, based on the twitter a few weeks ago, the HIM is Rafale.

>>18537622
>>18537618
double 88s. nice.

>>18537620
Future pluperfect kills kittens

>>18537618
>>18537622
Double 88's!

rolled 73 = 73

Rollin

>>18537639
Future pluperfect knocked up Perrine.

I keep checking LG's twitter board and I can't help but worry about the bear trap with Hayate in it.

What if we're a trap to catch one of the girls? Since Perrine is on the screen maybe our baby is some kind of goal for the enemy?

>Double Twins
Almost as good as Hayate

>>18537632
Or Negayate the cause of all our suffering

rolled 38 = 38

>>18537619
rollan again

>>18537653
Dammit Lookout...

rolled 84 = 84

>>18537604
What could possibly go wrong, I ask you?

>>18537604

>gave gift in the morning thread.
>i did not know this.
>won't be able to sleep soundly for 1 night unless i find out.
>it always happens man, ALWAYS!

>>18537652
Based on the twitter, Negayate is a parallel-timeline version of us, he's Rafale's true father, and we're currently on a quest-through-loops to get Rafale back after Negayate came and took him.

>>18537648
I think it's more a reference how we seem to trap most every girl we come across whether we intend to or not

>>18537619
>>18537653
Wow, Lookout, you sure have a way with the dice

>>18537314
>>18537619
>>18537653
tg dice y u haet me.

three 38s in a row wat da hell.

>>18537666
At least he's consistent.

>>18537670

i guess that is... how they roll.

>>18537660
There was no morning thread. He went to a Con instead.

The gift was pic related.

>>18537663
That's not necessarily true,
He may take him but we have no clue if we knocked Perrine up or if Negayate did.

Same as we have no clue what most the time shenanigans were caused by since there are many possibilities

rolled 66 = 66

>>18537677
YEAAAAAAAAAAH~!!

>>18537678

many thanks sir, i did see it but my memory cocked up along the day.

>>18537681
Or if Negayate branched off from Hayate AFTER Hayate gets Perrine pregnant.

>>18537678
We should go twins path for idols.
Just to fuck with people since we then have double twins

Also GIVE US SHIROU QUEST DAMMIT!