She appears to be a normal soldier except she dresses like a Inuit shaman, her eyes are surrounded by tiny ice crystals because they are so cold and her hair is blonde with red highlights and she wears it just like Yotsuba, but secretly she is actually a half-xenomorph.
She is a megalomaniac travelling through time and she will fight her enemies with the power to eat vampires or to seduce any mortals.
Her friends and enemies call her Angeleyes Candyegg!
Her constant companion is a sparkling huge wizard who is also both her mother and father.
Her favored weapon is a blessed legendary throwing star which can be made invisible at her will.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!