Mary Sue Generator

She appears to be a normal nurse except she dresses like a J-pop star pirate, her eyes are multifaceted and her hair is black with streaks of white and is worn in large spikes, but secretly she is actually a half-elf.
She is a lost time-traveler devoted to the gods of chaos and she will fight her enemies with the power to chew through any metal or to bombard her foes with an orbital laser cannon.
Her friends and enemies call her Dayfang Heavydancer!
Her constant companion is a depressed living mecha who is also her means of transport.
Her favored weapon is a unbreakable burning club which strikes fear into the heart of evildoers.

Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!

 

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