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May 2016
66456Contractor QuestWe go on our first big mission where we demonstrate our poor marksmanship, steal a safe and adopt a dog, while saving a VIP.Contractor, Collective Game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune,2016-05-06 10 
72480Contractor Quest #2Back home, we train, discover the base, meet our flatmate and the handler Tiffany, get more guns and gear, and choose our next missionContractor, Collective Game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-05-06 6 
111956Contractor Quest 3We leave for Jakarta, get our first kill with the company, free future sex slaves, and collect more hard drives than we know what to do withContractor, Collective game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-05-13 5 
130635Contractor Quest 4We go clubbing, wake up in a hotel room, and agree to be on Solomon's tournament teamContractor, Collective game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-05-15 4 
142271Contractor Quest 5Solomon fanboys over an olympic sharpshooter, we play with new toys, and put down a competing squadContractor, Collective game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-05-19 3 
163279Contractor quest 6We continue fighting in the tournament, and eliminate several teamsContractor, Collective game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-05-25 4 
June 2016
204454Contractor Quest 7We keep fighting and the tournament endsContractor, Collective game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-06-03 2 
254197Contractor Quest 8We party the night away, choose a mission, buy some gear, and get on a plane.Contractor, Collective game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-06-17 4 
282042Contractor Quest #9We landnin Nepal, take a Buddhist temple, and get some important bits shot off.Contractor, Collective game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-06-23 3 
July 2016
315597Contractor Quest #10We defeat the human wave attack, get shot again, and put down an internationally wanted killerContractor, Collective game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-07-01 2 
342044Contractor Quest #11We get yelled at by mom, get a new hand, and Handler is misled concerning errands.Contractor, Collective game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-07-11 2 
358015Contractor Quest #11.5We get home from Athens, do some shopping, and prepare for a dateContractor, Collective game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-07-15 1 
390650Contractor Quest #12We go on a date, have a timeskip, get bamboozled, kidnap a billionaire,and steal a boatContractor, Collective game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-07-24 2 
August 2016
441240Contractor Quest #13We call our boss, find a fucked up trophy room, and engage in gratuitous brutalityContractor, Collective game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-08-08 3 
486853Contractor Quest #14We loot a yacht, steal a bed, talk to our team, and get a tour of the TitanContractor, Collective game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-08-26 0 
September 2016
519369Contractor Quest #14.5We get home, do some shopping, complain about head, and descend on some urban youthsContractor, Collective game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-09-04 1 
563024Contractor Quest #15We unfuck the flashbang situation, capture an HVT, and try out the 3d10 systemContractor, Collective game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-09-20 2 
October 2016
751191Contractor Quest #16We get our nose broken, spend a lot of money, and choose a missionContractor, Collective game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-10-31 3 
November 2016
777017Contractor Quest #17: Halloween Special 1We talk tactics with the team, spend a lot of money, and get on a planeContractor, Collective Game, PMC, Polish, Soldier of Fortune2016-11-09 2 
July 2019
3617720Magical Contractor Quest 1Octavian leads Alice away from her cult’s farm to form a contract with her. The pair set out on the road, work on magic, and fight a monsterMagical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-07-12 4 
3659133Magical Contractor Quest 2Octavian defuses a fight, Alice gets some practice with her powers, goes on a shopping trip, and we stumble upon a monster in a small town.Magical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-07-26 2 
August 2019
3702767Magical Contractor Quest 3Alice defeats a monster, saves a woman, and convinces Octavian to form a contract with her.Magical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-08-12 5 
3748238Magical Contractor Quest 4The girls have a fairly quiet day. Jeanette gets to know her new abilities. Alice uses her strange magic on Alonso. Alice gets a family.Magical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-08-29 2 
September 2019
3789176Magical Contractor Quest 5Octavian and the girls head out for a nice family dinner. Alice starts learning how to write. A pair of monsters launch a surprise attack.Magical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-09-14 1 
October 2019
3827585Magical Contractor Quest 6Short thread due to QM absence. Octavian reacts poorly to some bad news.Magical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-10-07 1 
3862572Magical Contractor Quest 7Octavian recalls some past events, discovers a little more about humanity, strikes up a relationship,& makes another possible discovery. Magical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-10-22 2 
November 2019
3887777Magical Contractor Quest 8Octavian reacts to possibly being a fae& gets drunk for the first time. We see things from other’s perspectives. Octavian has a bad “dream”?Magical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-11-08 1 
December 2019
3927777Magical Contractor Quest 9Octavian makes a couple of breakthroughs. A new MG determines her course of action. Alice makes a second attempt at fixing Alonso.Magical Contractor Quest, Magical Girl, Familiar, Octavian2019-12-05 1 
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